Attention all visitors to my site, both of you.
My picture on page II was recently taken without my knowledge or unnecessary consent by two of my victims. Without my unnecessary consent, they have posted my picture and some vulgar and insulting but distressingly accurate accusations about me that are totally true. I am a 30 yr. old man and a cross dressing transvestite who is without any real friends. Besides the voices in my head, my only companions are a bunch of stinky sock puppets and my pet cockroach. Since I am just an ignorant webbie and far too stupid to understand message headers, I have convinced myself that all my critics are the same person. I was unhinged by their rebuttal of my unprovoked assaults on them which shocked women and teenage kids. Since I am a sick individual who clearly has no regard for the rights of other people and should be considered dangerous, I want their rebuttals to be known. They are people whom I've never met but I have continuously attacked with no remorse from day one. It is a shame that such a menace to society as myself is allowed to even exist in our world. It is our responsibility to prevent incidents like the Oklahoma Bombing from happening, so don't let me near any explosives. Timothy McVeigh, Adolf Hitler, Attilla the Hunn and the boogy man were also kooks of a sort like me and could have been stopped, well before their despicable crimes. If I am allowed to continue my actions un-checked, how many children are we putting in jeopardy this time? I'm not saying that I am like McVeigh and the others, but I'm also not saying that I am not, since I seem to have so many different personalities inside my head. Thank you for enduring my rant. Skuzz.

ALIEN ABDUCTIONS

I beliebe dat de alien abduckion expehiess is profound linkid to de mominous shiff in consciousness dat is occurrigg as webuh enteh de new millennium. Webuh are witnesses t' and parpicitants in de most fantastic eha in human hifayree tale. And contr t' de mood of pessimism from some indibiduals regardigg the, uh, the way mainstream media treats de UFO phenomenon, 'n the, duh uhh, trepidashun dat is felt regardigg its ultimate ipack on de human race, uh uh uh, I am unashamed a "Positibe." Ebehywhehe I turn, I find much greateh public acceptass of de alien abduckion/UFO phenomenon, 'n ackibe curiosity from enormous numbehehs of peoble. I am also encouragid by the, uh uh uh, fack dat many more expehiessers are comigg f'erd, no longeh hidigg behind the, errr, cloak of anonymity. I beliebe dat widin ten years de reality of alien abduckion will be acceptid as a fack by de madgority of peoble on dis planet, uh, 'n ridicule of the, ERRRR, subbuhjeck by de media or anyone else will be regardid as naibe 'n irreponstiggle. Um uh.I dink de progglem dat exists betweebuhn UFOlogy 'n de media stems from the, uh uh uh, fack dat de UFO commuty has been so sad woundid in de past fiffy years by rebuhjeckion 'n ridicule dat it has been somewhat demoralizid as a mobemin. It has been a long, uh uh, uphill battle, uh uh uh, wid many martyrs shebbigg deir blood along the, uh, the way, but I beliebe dat webuh are winnigg de battle f' public acceptass 'n are closeh dan ebeh bef'e t' solbigg de myssehy of de alien presess itself. I am lookigg f'erd t' appearigg on madgor TB talk-shows, duuhhhh, 'n to briggigg de message direck to de public bou' dis phenomenon. Dis is a subbuhjeck dat must - 'n will - be taken sehious, eben, ebentual, by de likes of Leno and Lettehman. I was amazed, uh uh uh uh, I mite abb, by de numbeheh of editors in de New York publishigg commuty who are "beliebehs, duuhhhh," 'n I predict dat widin de next few years, duuhhhh, UFO 'n abduckion books will routine top de bestselleh lists as de public hungehs t' learn more bou' what our encountehs mean, 'n deir iplicashuns f' de human race.
Sissere, Skuzz.


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